Saints Row: The Third is ditching narrative in favour of downright outrageous gameplay. Developer Volition might claim it doesn't aim to be controversial with the new game -- which allows players to knock down pedestrians with a giant purple dildo -- but the game is sure to raise some eyebrows.
Part of what has made Saints Row so much fun of the years have been the weapons. Varied in design and purpose, the weapons of Saints Row: The Third are sure to cause even more havoc in the world.
So just how outrageous will these weapons be? Here are 6 of the craziest to be included in Saints Row: The Third.
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This fascinating weapon doubles as a really big dildo for any in-game characters that may feel so inclined. It causes mild damage and isn't especially mobile, but it makes for surefire hilarity on the streets of Steelport. At first glance it might appear to be a pretty generic baseball bat, but it's oh so much more!
This absolute beast of an RPG has four upgradeable levels, leading up into a near-indestructible warrior of laser-guided rockets and an accurate lock-on system. Pricey but effective, this upgradeable beast of anarchy is sure to cause havoc in the alleyways of Steelport.
This interesting addition allows you to take full control of actual vehicles, which hopefully means we won't be getting any annoying tiny RC missions. You can upgrade this bad boy to actually control military vehicles, and even detonate the very car you're controlling. Just think of the possibilities!
No, this certainly isn't Modern Warfare 3! The Reaper Drone allows you to remotely control a missile directly to the opponent, making for very accurate -- and effective -- explosive tactics. You can upgrade this heathen to contain a hoard of missiles, meaning the possibilities for anarchy with it are simply endless...until you run out of missiles.
The Sonic Boom is where things get really interesting. This fascinating piece of arsenal sends out sound waves that knock down nearby enemies and pedestrians. That's right: you now have the power of sound as a weapon. Thank you Saints Row: The Third. Thank you.
This mysterious little devil must be plucked from the hands of the enemy. It's rocket-tipped hammer sends enemies miles into the distance, giving you the power of God right in the palm of your hand. Or maybe just the power of Master Chief. Whatever you reckon.
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