Funny Jokes

chris991 said: Watta you call a fat person.
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AK-47_Man said: A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for every 1 in the bar, announcing that his wife gave birth to a 'typical jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds.'
congratulations showed him around the bar with people saying 'WOW!'.
2 weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says "hey ur the father of the jamaican boy who weighed 20 pounds. How does he weighs now ? ".
the father say "15 pounds "
the bartender replied "why ? wat happen to 20 pounds ?"
The jamaican father took a slow sip of his beer and leaned to the bartender and said "had him circumcised".

Matrix6 said:

AK-47_Man said: I man with a great sense of homour who likes to joke and laugh. Does any here have any jokes who like to share with us ? and make me LMAO if so please tell.

Willock_24 said:

AK-47_Man said:

Willock_24 said:

wats so funny with that picture ?

Willock_24 said:

AK-47_Man said:

Willock_24 said:

wats so funny with that picture ?

Everything.

AK-47_Man said:

Willock_24 said:

AK-47_Man said:

Willock_24 said:

wats so funny with that picture ?

Everything.

well like wat ?

AK-47_Man said: well looks like ur racist and u seeing a black president is a joke to u. Am i close ? or way off?

Willock_24 said:

AK-47_Man said: well looks like ur racist and u seeing a black president is a joke to u. Am i close ? or way off?

I aint racist, just think this guy aint hot is all.

Willock_24 said:

AK-47_Man said:well looks like ur racist and u seeing a black president is a joke to u. Am i close ? or way off?

I aint racist, just think this guy aint hot is all.