Funny Jokes

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I man with a great sense of homour who likes to joke and laugh. Does any here have any jokes who like to share with us ? and make me LMAO if so please tell.

04/04/2009

AUSTRALIA

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Tiberius

In before lock xD

12/02/2010

Thirlmere, NSW

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Ramzez

I'm lazy.

12/02/2010

Atque memento, nulli adsunt Romanorum qui locutionem tuam corrigant.

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Matthew

tonyamanda said: knock knock
whos there?
kudos
kudos who?
2 kudos to me in a thread of spam

LOL Mandy, you stole my joke

12/02/2010

Lives in RAdelaide.

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pdark007

Clean joke:

Q: What do you do if you see a fire man?

A: You put it out man.

Q: What do you do with a greyhound that has no legs?

A: You take it drag racing

12/02/2010

Gosford. EAF Call of Duty MW2 Wing Commander. PSN: perfectlydark

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Jimbo_1993

Admin's must be sleeping, for a change

12/02/2010

Melbourne, Victoria

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LMA0

My top 5 white jokes 1. What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. 2. How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. 3. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA 4. What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim 5. What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ****!

12/02/2010

Outer West Sydney aka The Ghetto

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Ramzez

This thread is great! I don't know why people are getting all "thing" about it. I've always said MyPS3 needs a dedicated thread for bigots and those with other assorted prejudices. What better way than to express your hatred through humour? I love it!

12/02/2010

Atque memento, nulli adsunt Romanorum qui locutionem tuam corrigant.

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TPG18

Haha. Number 3. True, most NBA players with white skin usually are on the bench

Nice avatar Ramzez

12/02/2010

Melbourne, Victoria

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declan8

i don't think there should be this sorta thread because the only really funny jokes are racist sexist etc and people will get offended and i understand why(fazbot) sure if you have a funny joke that won't offend anyone say it but racist jokes, cmon guys?

12/02/2010

perth, western australia

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Sandallman

Lulz how long is that avatar going to last ramzez?

12/02/2010

behind you....

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LMA0

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?The PGA tour.

12/02/2010

Outer West Sydney aka The Ghetto

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declan8

LMA0 said: What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?The PGA tour.

i guess a joke like that is fine but the ones liam was saying were a bit much

12/02/2010

perth, western australia

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I<3HW

I have some nice racist jokes.. but at the risk of not wanting to make you all **** yourself of laughter, and getting banned.. I will not post them

13/02/2010

Brisbane.

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Froggy

LARASMYBIS said: I have some nice racist jokes.. but at the risk of not wanting to make you all **** yourself of laughter, and getting banned.. I will not post them

13/02/2010

Isla Nublar

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chuz

LARASMYBIS said: I have some nice racist jokes.. but at the risk of not wanting to make you all **** yourself of laughter, and getting banned.. I will not post them

Come on! Take one for the team!

13/02/2010

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tangywangy

I have a joke,
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Dodge Car Dealer?
Guy 2: Yeah, heard that they were really Dodgey.......

14/02/2010

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LMA0

LMA0 said: What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?The PGA tour.

What do u call 1 black man chasing 200 white women? Tiger Woods.

14/02/2010

Outer West Sydney aka The Ghetto

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Cryman

14/02/2010

Just before the Story Bridge

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Skruff

why did the girl fall off the swing?

because she had no arms..wah wah

14/02/2010

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raybert

Bapth Tub.

Haven't you guys ever had a silent "P" in a bath tub??

soz, such a terrible joke...

14/02/2010

Brisbane

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Mordinho

A guy walks into JB HIFI wanting to buy GTA:Episodes from liberty city. The store attendant asks him to describe the type of game he wants. He says, "You're an african-american, drive recklessly and can have sex with many women/prostitutes". She then shows him Tiger Woods PGA 10.

14/02/2010

Melbourne

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LMA0

Anyone has more tiger woods jokes?

14/02/2010

Outer West Sydney aka The Ghetto

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LMA0

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. The latest rumor is that one of Tiger’s mistresses is a British sports broadcaster. Apparently Tiger’s nickname for her was The British Open. Anyone has more tiger woods jokes.

14/02/2010

Outer West Sydney aka The Ghetto

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raybert