The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

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Matteh

You're Bloard. [MOG]

And how dare you ignore mine! :P

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Snix

A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?

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Matteh

You're correct Bloard. Bish. [Shifty]

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renagadez

Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?

1 mouse

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Snix

Did you mean globe?

E~ dammit ren

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renagadez

lulz

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

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Bloard

[Rage] Snipe Fest :P

I edited out my question cause Matteh did his

E - You can't clap with one hand

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Matteh

renagadez said:
Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?

1 mouse

Explain! I got some big arse number! [Rage]

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Dblacksquish

How does that work? :O

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Pilkingbod

Silence said:
Pilkingbod said:
Dyke said:
Pilkingbod said: Fill the whole in with rope.

Bingo!

orly?
cool uhuhuhuhh

But I said it first D:

You did too.

uhuhuhuhuhu

Matteh said:
Explain! I got some big arse number!

One mouse cannot reproduce. [Shifty]
He bought only one mouse.

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Snix

Mice cannot asexually reproduce [Derp]

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renagadez

Matteh said:
renagadez said:
Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?

1 mouse

Explain! I got some big arse number!

what pilky said

you got one mouse and all it does is masturbate

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Pilkingbod

renagadez said: what pilky said
you got one mouse and all it does is masturbate

uhuhuhuhuhuh

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Matteh

OH, I get it. :P

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Bloard

[MOG]lol

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Dblacksquish

Woah. Intense stuff :P
E - I can clap with one hand and I'm not even kidding. I look like an idiot though :P

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Bloard

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[MOG]

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Matteh

I can clap with one hand and I'm not even kidding. I look like an idiot though

SAME! Except I look incredibly awesome doing so. [Shifty] :P

Bloard said: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Some of that applies to a tap, and some of it applies to a nose. [Shifty]

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Bloard

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