The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

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Camp3rDown

Have you got your riddle wrong at the end, where you say "that's my father"? Should it be son?
My theory being that the father is rushed to hospital to give surgery, not because of the car crash, as you said it's a man driving not the father driving.

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Dyke

Noope

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Silence

The surgeon is the man's son. The passenger is the man's pregnant wife.

Ohwait. The surgeon is the man's daughter

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Dyke

Silence said:
Ohwait. The surgeon is the man's daughter

bout time you sexist bastards!

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Silence

Yay for gender-specific roles

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Camp3rDown

Dyke said:
bout time you sexist bastards!

I know my father and I live with him thank you very much *big single nod*

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Dyke

emery said:
Dyke said:
bout time you sexist bastards!

I know my father and I live with him thank you very much *big single nod*

What does that have to do with anything? :S

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SevenII

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

Which room is safest for him?

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Tiberius

SevenII said: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

The lions because if they haven't eaten in 3 years there dead ^_^

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SevenII

Yeh [Shifty]

Try and wait at least a half hour if you know the answer and no one else has answered yet.

There are only so many riddles in the world to throw at each other. ;)

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Tiberius

A man who could not talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He made a motion with his finger that looked like he was brushing his teeth, indicating that he would like to buy the toothbrush on the counter. The cashier understands and the man buys the toothbrush. Another man who is blind wants to buy sunglasses. What can he do to make the cashier understand he wants to buy the sunglasses without touching the glasses?

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Pilkingbod

tiberius said: A man who could not talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He made a motion with his finger that looked like he was brushing his teeth, indicating that he would like to buy the toothbrush on the counter. The cashier understands and the man buys the toothbrush. Another man who is blind wants to buy sunglasses. What can he do to make the cashier understand he wants to buy the sunglasses without touching the glasses?

He tells him he wants glasses.

Go back one page :P

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Tiberius

Woops lol, well, your turn :P

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Pilkingbod

kaythx

hmm...

Three identical-looking umbrellas are sitting upright in a stand. Assuming the owners don't check their umbrellas' labels, what percentage chance is there that only two people will walk off with their own umbrella?

stolen from Layton, so don't cheat :@

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Dr.hamzie

Pilkingbod said: kaythx
hmm...
Three identical-looking umbrellas are sitting upright in a stand. Assuming the owners don't check their umbrellas' labels, what percentage chance is there that only two people will walk off with their own umbrella?
stolen from Layton, so don't cheat

For those that dont want answer.. dont look.. and i didnt cheat

0% because if 2 people get their umbrella.. 3rd one will get his as well

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Pilkingbod

Okay you can go, so I can go have a shower :E

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Camp3rDown

Dyke said:
emery said:
Dyke said:
bout time you sexist bastards!

I know my father and I live with him thank you very much *big single nod*

What does that have to do with anything?

"bastards" lol

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Dr.hamzie

Ok riddle guys

what is 1+1

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SevenII

An equation.

E ~ Whoops :P

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