The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

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Venzero

Time was right.

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cheesewii said: micheal jackson

lol

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Pilkingbod

Holy crap, I only just realised something...

Venzero said:
A butcher is 12 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

Who cares what he weighs, he is, by far, the tallest man in the world.

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Daseti

Pilkingbod said: Holy crap, I only just realised something...

Venzero said:
A butcher is 12 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

Who cares what he weighs, he is, by far, the tallest man in the world.

I'm 12.1 meters tall [Shifty]

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Pilkingbod

Daseti said:
Pilkingbod said: Holy crap, I only just realised something...

Venzero said:
A butcher is 12 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

Who cares what he weighs, he is, by far, the tallest man in the world.

I'm 12.1 meters tall

Oh... :*O
Do you weigh meat?

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Schnapman

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

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Daseti

The match, I WIN.

@Pilk only when I fap

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Schnapman

[Shifty]

how did you know

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Daseti

I'm inside your brain [Derp]

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Schnapman

Is it comfortable?

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Daseti

There's lots of room, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing [monkey]

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Schnapman

I do have a big head
The big brains included with the deal

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Daseti

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

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Schnapman

Queue
Now who wins

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Daseti

Schnapman said: Queue
Now who wins

Google, obviously.

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Schnapman

Daseti said:
Schnapman said: Queue
Now who wins

Google, obviously.

maybe

What is it that gets wetter when it dries?

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Daseti

A towel, that one was posted near the start of this thread ;)

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Schnapman

Daseti said: A towel, that one was posted near the start of this thread

you lie
you used google

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Daseti

And a very common simple riddle :P

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Schnapman

Daseti said: And a very common simple riddle

smarty pants
teach me your ways

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renagadez

Schnapman said:
Daseti said: A towel, that one was posted near the start of this thread

you lie
you used google

hmm i actually remember that one

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Schnapman

renagadez said:
Schnapman said:
Daseti said: A towel, that one was posted near the start of this thread

you lie
you used google

hmm i actually remember that one

everyones against me
and theres to many pages to check

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cheesewii

Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle and to their dismay found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit how could this be possible?

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Dyke

Pilkingbod said: Holy crap, I only just realised something...

Venzero said:
A butcher is 12 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

Who cares what he weighs, he is, by far, the tallest man in the world.

with tiny girly feet [Shifty]

Not sure about the latest riddle :S

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renagadez

cheesewii said: Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle and to their dismay found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit how could this be possible?

....thats where they were born! aaahh it all makes sense

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