The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

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Snix

Darn you! Okay your turn :)

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stygiaN_

An easy one to start with.

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant.

He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.

When the police caught up with him, they asked why he'd killed the waiter.

He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary".

What did the dictionary say?

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Snix

Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

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imdownhere

Dictionaries don't speak. wild guess on this

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stygiaN_

Snix said: Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

Back to you, Snix!

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Kenni

It's a riddle-off!

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Matteh

stygiaN_ said:
Matteh said: Yes I did mean that, Styg. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

I had to point it out for Kenni! He thought he was going around giving hand shakes!

LOL. We can't let that happen. [MOG]

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Snix

2 mothers and 3 daughters went into a pet store, they each purchased a puppy. They are the only ones to buy puppies that day. At the end of they day, only 3 puppies were sold. Explai

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stygiaN_

The 2 mothers took their 3 daughters into the pet store, and the three daughters bought a puppy each.

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Matteh

The women were a grand mother, a mother and a daughter. Only 3 women. They're all daughters, and the older two are the mothers.

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stygiaN_

Matteh said: The women were a grand mother, a mother and a daughter. Only 3 women. They're all daughters, and the older two are the mothers.

Ooh snap Matteh, snap. Didn't see that link!

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Snix

stygiaN_ said: The 2 mothers took their 3 daughters into the pet store, and the three daughters bought a puppy each.

Ba-Bow! Nope

Matteh wins!

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stygiaN_

Does "ba" mean I got it?

If yes, suck the fat one, Matteh! :P

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TomStones

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

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stygiaN_

Your brain.

Get an actual riddle, not something off Little Britain.

stygiaN_ said: Does "ba" mean I got it?
If yes, suck the fat one, Matteh!

Still, suck it Matteh! :P

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Matteh

I got it but someone else can go. I can't think of any. :P

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stygiaN_

asdfasfa

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BBking

TomStones said: I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

Why you jelly for?

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Matteh

Go suck yourself. :P

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stygiaN_

Sorry about the wasted post above, I accidentally posted the answer first. :P

Riddle will go here !

Now, it came off a website, so please, no one go looking for it. And it is for the American world, but can easily be reversed.

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Mirage

What gets longer when pulled, fits in between boobs and works best when jerked? =D

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Matteh

Seatbelt.

My friend had it as a status update. :P

Someone else go again.

Left?

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Snix

Throw me off the tallest building and I'll survive the fall, throw me into the ocean an you end it all. What am I?

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abujaffer

@stygiaN What, the right? You know, since cars in the US go on the right side of the road? Seems too easy.... and I saw the "2 mothers 3 daughters" one instantly, but guess me and @Matteh both think too much for riddles. -_-

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3D world... where everything, even flat stuff, are in 3D.

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renagadez

stygiaN_ said: Sorry about the wasted post above, I accidentally posted the answer first.
Riddle will go here !
Now, it came off a website, so please, no one go looking for it. And it is for the American world, but can easily be reversed.

thats not a bus!

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