The studying thread

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Since heaps of people here are at school/uni and love to complain about studying, it deserves its own thread.

Homework stinks! [Rage]

Right now I'm about to start an assignment that I've since learnt was due yesterday [Facepalm] Although, this will be my first late one and is in my last semester, so it was bound to happen eventually.

12/09/2011

The member formerly formerly known as ICC_06, formerly known as Ben.

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Pilkingbod

Dr.hamzie said: **** my life man
patient is dead
who cares what the cause was ._.

Well, we know it was terminal...

22/09/2011

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deicide

hamzies post made me lol. dermy made me lol even harder.

she had AID's

22/09/2011

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Desi

Well she was 80 years old. The failure rate on Human bodies at the 80-year mark is pretty large. Some of the parts are replaceable, but most ain't.

Tomorrow is gonna suck for me. There is a urine prac for physiology that involves us pissing every half hour and doing tests on our urine, and I sent an email to my supervisor asking if I could skip, and I really should have sent it earlier in the week.

Who the **** thinks it's a good idea to have a practical session involving urine, anyway?

22/09/2011

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Kerosanak

Disguised drug tests =)

22/09/2011

I'm still kind of a big deal in the Capital Wasteland.

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Desi

I wrote that I have "a strong philosophical aversion to handling any urine at all, just like I dislike handling blood."

I'd do urine testing for a job if I had to, but I'd have to be paid a fair amount for it.

22/09/2011

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Elraro

Its just piss, Desi. I'm sure there are worse things your hands could touch.

Like vaginas....gross.

22/09/2011

Sydney

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Pilkingbod

Big shout out to all the gynos out there...

22/09/2011

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Desi

I know it's just piss and it's really not a big deal, but handling piss at university is not my idea of a good time, you know? [Facepalm]

22/09/2011

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Elraro

Rather handle a bottle of piss than sit through another economics lecture.

22/09/2011

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Pilkingbod

If worse comes to worst...

22/09/2011

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Desi

Elraro said: Rather handle a bottle of piss than sit through another economics lecture.

Reminds me of Malodrax. [MOG]

22/09/2011

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Elraro

He inspired me to go out, pick up chicks and ruin their night with my uncontrollable bowel and bladder movements.

22/09/2011

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Kerosanak

Sounds familiar :O

22/09/2011

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Desi

He inspired me to poop in hot womens' bathtubs.

22/09/2011

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Dr.hamzie

Desi said: .
Who the **** thinks it's a good idea to have a practical session involving urine, anyway?

Rofl, reminds me of the time we had a prac involving microbes in the urine.

When you do the prac.. youre meant to take your urine midstream as if you take it from the word go... you'll definitely get normal flora in the urine.

So all the girls in our prac table were leik HAHAHAHA NO WAY WE CANT AIM LIEK YOU GUYS SO YOU GUYS GO PEE IT MAKES ME MOIST

and guys were leik lulk ^_^

so us 6 men amongst men went to the toilets together...
I went to the toilet.. did my epic piss to make my jarate bottle, when i came out.. i was waiting with 3 other guys for the other 2 guys to finish so we can head back to class.

We were all showing each other our urine.. then when the 2nd last guy came out.. his urine was all cloudy. so we all took the piss out of him - no pun intended - saying his penis was ****ed up and shit... he was depressed since his urine looked all cloudy.

Then when the last guy came out he goes.. hey guys are your urine cloudly .. and the depressed guys leik HAHAHAHA OMG YES MINE IS.. AHAHAH YAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

it was because they didnt take their urine midstream

TLDR, take your urine midstream

22/09/2011

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Desi

Dr.hamzie said: then when the 2nd last guy came out.. his urine was all cloudy. so we all took the piss out of him - no pun intended - saying his penis was ****ed up and shit

WIN. [MOG]

22/09/2011

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Elraro

For dinner tonight, I'm going to take my urine midstream. For science!

22/09/2011

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deicide

i just hurt my knee cause i fell off my chair laughing. i love oyu guys

22/09/2011

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Elraro

deicide said: i just hurt my knee cause i fell off my chair laughing. i love oyu guys

QUICK! PISS ON IT!

22/09/2011

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Skarteh

How else do they take it Hamzie :/ do they scoop it out of the water or something lol

22/09/2011

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Doyl

he means dont just piss straight into the cup, that first bit is the cloudy bit.

22/09/2011

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Dr.hamzie

Skarteh said: How else do they take it Hamzie :/ do they scoop it out of the water or something lol

what doyl said

Oh man... alright get this
For this other prac.. we had to work with stools right, but the specimen is provided .. duh.. they wont make you shit into a cup..

anyways.. our demonstrator says alright guys lets get started...the entire table takes out pen and paper.. this one guy on the table takes out a bag of poo.. his own specimen he collected.. and the entire table..stared at him... we were all like.. wtf... and once he noticed... hes like...*whistling, puts poo back in bag* :S :S :S :S :S :S :S :S

22/09/2011

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Elraro

I'd be proud as **** too if I filled a bag with shit. Bring it into class to show you all how its done!

22/09/2011

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Desi

Dr.hamzie said:
Skarteh said: How else do they take it Hamzie :/ do they scoop it out of the water or something lol

what doyl said
Oh man... alright get this
For this other prac.. we had to work with stools right, but the specimen is provided .. duh.. they wont make you shit into a cup..
anyways.. our demonstrator says alright guys lets get started...the entire table takes out pen and paper.. this one guy on the table takes out a bag of poo.. his own specimen he collected.. and the entire table..stared at him... we were all like.. wtf... and once he noticed... hes like...*whistling, puts poo back in bag*

Ohohohohohohohoho! =D

22/09/2011

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Tano

Just got a response from Melbourne Uni re. Master in Publishing and Communications:

I am delighted to offer you admission to the University of Melbourne in Master of Publishing and Communications.

Then two pages of nothingness, but then right at the end of the letter:

Unfortunately your previous academic results do not meet the requirements for a Commonwealth Supported Place. Commonwealth Supported Places for this course are very limited and are awarded on the basis of competitive academic merit or on grounds of demonstrated equity and access. This offer is for a Postgraduate Australian Fee Paying Place in the course.

.....

Must be a pretty competitive course. 81% in my BA + 4 years work experience wasn't enough for Government supported place. I can't afford $20,000 a year.

Hopefully I get into one of the others.

29/09/2011

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