Two million dildo deaths in Saints Row: The Third

by Ben Salter Featured 14 Comments 33 Votes 3026 Views 01/12/2011 Back to News

THQ has continued the over the top nature of Saints Row: The Third by announcing players have amassed two million kills with the oversized pink dildo bat, known in game as The Penetrator.

As well as spending a ridiculously amount of time using a comic sex toy as a weapon, Saints Row: The Third players have killed 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes.

Furthermore, 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have been killed. "That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world," says THQ.

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Come at me bro. Just try to penetrate dis.
This is the best news update I have read all year =D =D =D


I'm surprised you haven't bought this yet, Guyver. :P

Kenni said: I'm surprised you haven't bought this yet, Guyver.



Not the game, the dildo bat
Please, tell me more.
I would actually like to look at the complete stats for it.
wow....imagine the potential treasure trove of forensic evidence one could uncover if a murder weapon such as this were subjected to DNA testing!

on second thought, probably best for ones sanity not to imagine that...

Ben said:

Kenni said: I'm surprised you haven't bought this yet, Guyver.


Not the game, the dildo bat




Either way you can't lose. =D
LOLLLL what the hell kinda stats are there Two million dildo deaths in Saints Row: The Third
Giant dildos used as weapons? Sounds like a fun game. [Shifty]
Thats awesome

Matteh said: Giant dildos used as weapons? Sounds like a fun game.


yes it does [Shifty]

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